Yes, we've heard all the stories of how that fine seemingly young hot night elf druid that you've been chatting with in the wee hours for the past week really is a man in disguise. Perhaps you are one of those who have invested many hours, gold and items into gaining the trust and familiarity of your e-date, only to find out it really is someone like this dude hiding behind the round bouncy traits of the female avatar:
It is no secret that a large percentile of WoW players need their bibs in place for when the drooling starts at the thought of girls in game. Even more compelling is the thought of interacting with them in "naughty" ways; because, lets face it - opportunities for finding e-girls are plentiful. We've all come across episodes where nude videos of our server's local exhibitionists make their way to the public domain, mostly due to a breach of trust between said e-girl and their lucky voyeur.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that all guys online are fapping horndogs, nor am I saying all females online are attention seeking e-girls. It's just the stories that do pop up get so much publicity due to the nature of the mmo playing demographic, horny teens and the undeniable fact that sex sells.
This brings me to the next big thing. We've all heard about them, in some form or another. Either it be the hentai'esque creations of World of Porncraft or it be the enacting of many guys wet fantasy dreams by the girls of Whorecraft - porn is entering the MMO space slowly but steadily.
The truth is here folks. Some of you might remember that Kate has a hoof! from a couple years back. Fact of the matter is, yes - pornstars DO play World of Warcraft and you might be playing in guild with them without knowing!
At the end of the first day @ Blizzcon 2007, we ran into some rather fine looking gals dressed up as Nightelf Druids for the costume contest. Despite my rather hesitant interviewer, I managed to convince him to do one last interview with the 'hot chicks' out in the Blizzcon lobby. Much to my surprise, however, it turns out that these two young ladies came representing Whorecraft in smoking hot costumes that did a damn good job at showing off their, uh, curves.
Informing us that they do in fact play WoW, character names August and Stacy, along with some of their other whorecraft friends intrigued my curiosity. What if I was playing with a pornstar currently and didn't know it! What if you are?
What would I do if I found out that awesome druid in my guild spreads her legs and takes it up the rear while wearing elf ears on production video in her spare time?
I would have loved to sit down with them and talk more, particularly around this subject, but unfortunately it was getting late and it was time to get some food and head out to the nightly #Battlegroup9 drinkage at the Hilton. My question to you guys is, what would you do if you found out your guild's main druid, priest or whatever turned out to be a hot pornstar who gets it on for your viewing pleasure?
Edit: Right as I finished writing this post, Kody posted a very related news article about one of the Whorecraft girls getting suspended from WoW for - seemingly - being one of the Whorecraft girls.
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Nimlothman, the hoof thread had me laughing for hours and hours when I first read it :p now *that* was a legendary thread!