You have been in PUGs before. Those Pick up Groups where you are just deperate to get into an instance. So much so that anyone will do, even Walking Mob Magnets.
Sure, some PUG's are really sweet (drop rate of about 0.04%) that carry you through every fight 8 mob fight like it was five on one in your favor. Your groups is two hitting mobs. Your tank takes no damage and holds the agro of anything within 200 yards. Oh, those PUGs just make me wet with tears.
The reality is that most PUGs contain what we Blondes like to call Droolers (drop rate of about 47%.) Those PVP Cheating, gold begging Elf Boy Hunters with untrained pets. The are always too low for the instance in level and gear. These are not PVE players. They salivate with need as every Blue item comes up for a roll. Worse than that they come with an Agro circle larger then any spell cast or gun range.
As you step into the instance you will hear them say things like "oops" as they run past you and out the door followed by enough Black Irons to take down Doom Lord Kazzak.
In a bad fight you will see them suddenly die for no real reason. Huh? Then a brutal fight that ends in a wipe. On your walk back from the graveyard these Droolers will suddenly wake up and annouce "I made it, still alive! Can i need those cloth bracers?"
There a usually a few places in an instance where we can bypass or short cut a few mobs. Our groups sneaks past safely. We had to use trinkets and potions do to it but it will save time and damage costs. As we set up for the Boss a small Army arrives behind the hunter's untrained pet. Just how long does it take to train a hunter to dismiss a pet?
The Scrouge of Elf Boy Hunters is the Curse of these Walking Mob Magnets. Please help us as Blonde Incorporated works to remove all Elf Boy Hunters from WoW. Please re-roll a Blood Elf or a Drainy.
