Ok, you want to roll a new toon. Maybe you made it to 70 as a Hunter who mines and enchants. You have run all Heroics and you have several PVP Titles. Your guild runs through Kara like Skyline Chili runs through one of those everso delicate Blood Elf boys.
Or you made a few toons that got to about 20 something. You have been in a few guilds that never quite worked out. You could not get help with instances from the higher levels. Everytime you asked a guild quest the response was "shut it noob"
Perhaps you are thinking of making a Banking Alt. Sort of a dress up Barbie doll to handle your auction house and bank runs. There is no need to stop the needless slaughter of Murlocs to visit a city to deposit your swag. Just find a mailbox and send all your good stuff to your faithful Blonde in a city with a bank. Remember to include a tip for new clothes and lunch for her in a cafe.
Or you are brand new to the game of WoW and don't want the drama. You would just like to play the game and learn.
You should consider creating a "Blonde" toon. By Blonde we mean a fun toon that is never quite sure of what is going on around her but willing to give things a try anyway.
What are some of the advantages in being a Blonde toon? Well you get free gold for being a Blonde. Older toons often take pity on you and just hand you gold so you can get some clothes to wear. Blondes spend much of the day mostly undressed. Barefoot and running around in a Pink Tabard attracts gold.
Enchanters like to use Blondes at test subjects for new enchants. Leveling enchanting is time consuming. But if your are a Blonde you will receive free enchants as others try to find something to level on. Or if you are a Blonde Enchantrix you will easily attract test subjects to do work on.
Blondes are also much more in demand for instances runs. As we tend to be Warriors, Preists and cloth wearers we have the skills many parties are looking for in a PUG. We also add some color to the drab groups.
The Blondes are easy going, easy on the eyes and can make your life in Azeroth easier in many ways. So, roll a Blonde and join forces with the B.I. girls. Oh, and if you are a Drainy Blonde, even better, just get some pink hoof polish
