The Blondes like pets and will go out of their way to get the cutest pets. This year, just like last year, the guild is running all guildies and friends throught the Orphan week quests. Turtles, Rats, Pigs and baby Elekks. But no puppies.
The only ...
You have been in PUGs before. Those Pick up Groups where you are just deperate to get into an instance. So much so that anyone will do, even Walking Mob Magnets.
Sure, some PUG's are really sweet (drop rate of about 0.04%) that carry you through every ...
Our Blondes are trying to get their gear by working for it from the Bottom up. This means running the instances in order. Currently they are working on Stratholme, Scholomance, NAX, BRD, LBRS, MC and those areas. Not easy places even for 70's.
I ...
There she was in STV by the Troll temple. A stunning creature in a Pink Tabard, pink lipstick and with a Blonde ponytail flowing in the afternoon Sun. She was a level 40 Priest casting healing spells as if someone's life depended on it. But still her ...
Ok, you want to roll a new toon. Maybe you made it to 70 as a Hunter who mines and enchants. You have run all Heroics and you have several PVP Titles. Your guild runs through Kara like Skyline Chili runs through one of those everso delicate Blood Elf ...
If you have been on Korialstrasz then you might have seen one of our guild recrutiment ads.
/1 <Blonde Incorporated> Yes, we are still those half naked slow walking, table dancing, Swedish Bikini, gold digging, half wit's guild that likes Shiny Things. Join us as we Celebrate 1 Year on WOW. (Blondes Rule, No Droolers; this means you Elf Boy.)
So, Who or What is a Blonde Incorporated toon? And what is up with the Droolers?
The Blondes are an All Blonde Female toon guild on several Servers. We started from 1's over a year ago to make fun of the Horde by having fun on WOW. Yes, we do have a mix of male and female players, but hey, its a fantasy game.
The guild is a teaching and helping guild for Instances and Crafts. We do a little PVP with Twinks, but that gets boring.
We help players learn to play the game and have fun. We gather mats to help with crafting. We drag your butt through instances. We are working on the Old School Instances.
But this Blog is not about that. its about the Life of the Blondes in WoW. How things go on a daily basis in their struggle to be better toons
Oh, the Drooler thing? Well, as I said we are a helping guild. So we do lots of PUGs. Seems like those PUGs attrack Elf Boy Hunters. You know the toons and the players I am referring too. No imaginagtion, no guts. More of the "I need to be a PVP God and be a 70 in 10 days."
Worse for the Blondes is that because we are cute and we attract a lot of attention. (Yes, Pink Tabards, Blonde Hair and cute Faces.) Every Elf Boy Hunter seems to think that we will give the Cyber. Its weird. Here I am fighting and killing demons when the next thing I know some Drooler is asking me to strip and come upstairs with him. Its very strange.
We call them Droolers because when the guild gathers to recruit in Cities we get mobbed. Everyone stops to watch us dance in a line. Then the Elf Boy Hunters start drooling on our tabards. It really makes a mess. Have you ever seen the repair bill for getting Elf drool out of Mageweave? Well, its high, thank God the Guild pays for the repairs.
So, follow us as we travel the world of Azeroth and Outland. Stay tuned for more adventures with the B.I. girls.
Decktete, Guild Mistress, Blonde Incorporated
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